Enter @KptMorgan
- Kaptain Morgan
- Orlando West, Soweto, Johannesburg, Gauteng, South Africa
- A Designer/Deejay/Photographer/Events Manager and Co-ordinator. One half of Collected Effort.
Wednesday, June 22, 2011
Wednesday, June 1, 2011
The Relationship 101
In Thai culture (I’m guessing but it definitely is Asian) they believe in 6 senses. Yes six, unlike the conventional 5 that the rest of the western world understands to be in existence.
• Taste
• Touch
• Sight
• Sound
• Smell
• And last but not least The Heart
Honestly I think they may have had their wires a bit crossed because its not the heart that is a sense but the emotional response the heart allows one to experience that could be classified as the 6th sense.
In my opinion its more a matter of 8 senses.
1. Taste
2. Touch
3. Sight
4. Sound
5. Smell
6. Emotion
7. THOUGHT
8. And the last I cant describe because Im not a woman…
Why do I say this you may ask? Simple. Obvious the first 5 are a given we are fortunately blessed with those from birth unless the rare occasion of being a disadvantaged person but beyond that we all come standard with those. The hearts reaction to situations (emotion) is also one of the human senses I think because like your hands you feel something in your heart when your emotions are triggered. Thought should quite self explanatory in the sense that your brain controls all your bodily functions therefore it it the reason why you experience senses. Like I said above the 8th is one I cannot explain as no man, gay or straight, has a woman’s intuition.
But then why do we let these fleshly functions rule and sometimes ruin our lives? I can never just understand why we cant live without the silly entities, maybe life would be simpler to live, don’t you think?
An example is a rue story about a friend I know who had to live through a particular ordeal that tested all the above. (All characters are fiction but this is a true story, also some of the events may be incorrect for the same reasons.)
Liz is a young, beautiful grad year student who was dating Thabo, a mid twenties chap with all the percks. Li has a friend, Fifi, who is Liz’s age and the go to the same school. Liz and Fifi are BFFs and as the rule amongst best friend they will support and listen to each other. So one random day Liz decided to confide in her choma about Thabo and the problems the are going through.
*Already we see some of the senses earlier mentioned are being tested
Fifi does her part as a friens (*bound by emotion) and listens to her friend and offers words of wisdom to console her friend. Fine life goes on.
Sometime goes by and Fifi and Thabo happen to meet and extend their relationship as mutual friends with Liz(*here we see assumption take place – this being the offspring of thought). As the mutual friendship grows obviously the two become more comfortable around each other, allowing for the boundary of BF and BFF to cross. And, yes as you may have predicted, the two get very comfortable. One thing leads to another and the two end up having moe than just Liz as a “mutual connection.”
(* Again that beautiful thing we humans call a mind hard at work.)
Out of guilt Fifi decides she should tell her friend what has happened because (*after tasting, touching, seeing, smelling and hearing Thabo all over her) it would be the morally right thing to do.
So one random Monday at college the two “friends” meet and Fifi spills the beans.
Heart broken and furious Liz cuts her loses with both the parties involved not only because her man and best friend slept together but Fifi is now pregnant with T-Boss’ baby.
The rest is obviously history…
I was typing this on the bus ride home the day I heard about it so I was a bit lazy to point out all the senses being abused.
Why do we always choice to get our fragile hearts and ourselves into such situations? Strangely enough Im speaking like this knowing that I’m in a hopefully long term relationship that will not require me to bring out the old “Playa’s Handbook” later on in future.
In my case I found a female version of myself and even though that may not be 100% the greatest idea because I know me, I think, the whole just somehow feels right and besides it’s about time I gave the serious relationship a chance.
My conclusion to this Blog is this, know your partner and know yourself. It really sucks finding out from the person you think feels the same about you or generally from anyone else that your relationship is going nowhere slowly.
Signing out,
Kaptain M (Dont call me Dr.Love i just happen to see things differently)
• Taste
• Touch
• Sight
• Sound
• Smell
• And last but not least The Heart
Honestly I think they may have had their wires a bit crossed because its not the heart that is a sense but the emotional response the heart allows one to experience that could be classified as the 6th sense.
In my opinion its more a matter of 8 senses.
1. Taste
2. Touch
3. Sight
4. Sound
5. Smell
6. Emotion
7. THOUGHT
8. And the last I cant describe because Im not a woman…
Why do I say this you may ask? Simple. Obvious the first 5 are a given we are fortunately blessed with those from birth unless the rare occasion of being a disadvantaged person but beyond that we all come standard with those. The hearts reaction to situations (emotion) is also one of the human senses I think because like your hands you feel something in your heart when your emotions are triggered. Thought should quite self explanatory in the sense that your brain controls all your bodily functions therefore it it the reason why you experience senses. Like I said above the 8th is one I cannot explain as no man, gay or straight, has a woman’s intuition.
But then why do we let these fleshly functions rule and sometimes ruin our lives? I can never just understand why we cant live without the silly entities, maybe life would be simpler to live, don’t you think?
An example is a rue story about a friend I know who had to live through a particular ordeal that tested all the above. (All characters are fiction but this is a true story, also some of the events may be incorrect for the same reasons.)
Liz is a young, beautiful grad year student who was dating Thabo, a mid twenties chap with all the percks. Li has a friend, Fifi, who is Liz’s age and the go to the same school. Liz and Fifi are BFFs and as the rule amongst best friend they will support and listen to each other. So one random day Liz decided to confide in her choma about Thabo and the problems the are going through.
*Already we see some of the senses earlier mentioned are being tested
Fifi does her part as a friens (*bound by emotion) and listens to her friend and offers words of wisdom to console her friend. Fine life goes on.
Sometime goes by and Fifi and Thabo happen to meet and extend their relationship as mutual friends with Liz(*here we see assumption take place – this being the offspring of thought). As the mutual friendship grows obviously the two become more comfortable around each other, allowing for the boundary of BF and BFF to cross. And, yes as you may have predicted, the two get very comfortable. One thing leads to another and the two end up having moe than just Liz as a “mutual connection.”
(* Again that beautiful thing we humans call a mind hard at work.)
Out of guilt Fifi decides she should tell her friend what has happened because (*after tasting, touching, seeing, smelling and hearing Thabo all over her) it would be the morally right thing to do.
So one random Monday at college the two “friends” meet and Fifi spills the beans.
Heart broken and furious Liz cuts her loses with both the parties involved not only because her man and best friend slept together but Fifi is now pregnant with T-Boss’ baby.
The rest is obviously history…
I was typing this on the bus ride home the day I heard about it so I was a bit lazy to point out all the senses being abused.
Why do we always choice to get our fragile hearts and ourselves into such situations? Strangely enough Im speaking like this knowing that I’m in a hopefully long term relationship that will not require me to bring out the old “Playa’s Handbook” later on in future.
In my case I found a female version of myself and even though that may not be 100% the greatest idea because I know me, I think, the whole just somehow feels right and besides it’s about time I gave the serious relationship a chance.
My conclusion to this Blog is this, know your partner and know yourself. It really sucks finding out from the person you think feels the same about you or generally from anyone else that your relationship is going nowhere slowly.
Signing out,
Kaptain M (Dont call me Dr.Love i just happen to see things differently)
Monday, March 7, 2011
Friday Tingzzz
Friday Tingzzz
Lol before I blogged this blog I had to remind myself that this cant be a personal because that would honestly kill the vibe and people wouldn’t want to follow my journal (now would they?). So there, Woooosaaaaah! The entire negative karma is behind me and all I have left is truth.
Back to the topic at hand though, I must say I’m really enjoying being a SRC rep this year because as vague as it may seem we actually have a plan for this year and all the boys and girls should really be amped about their @ 2011 selection for the student representatives council! We have some extremely on point people on the team this time round!
Our President: Kay_go a.k.a Rumbling!
Our Vice: Nyiko a.k.a 2W_LD
Our Treasurer: Yours Truly El Kapitan
And last and least (I meant that) Our Secretary: Christy-Lee [Angikho sure ngalo!] who are the heads of the EHFC (Excuse to have Fun Committee of the AAA School JHB 2011). I trust everybody will be keeping a look out this year, “WE DOING IT BIG!”
So yeah, again I say back to the subject of the matter. I don’t just understand some of the third year studes, acting like they were never in 1st year and living large and hard! I know I enjoyed my first year that’s why I did it twice just to make sure I could get the best out of it(You could say I Optimised – learnt that from Ryan the SearchOC)! I’m hearing about people acting like they run the school and shit; I aint sure of names just yet so I’ll leave that part out but honestly leave the kids alone: A-Your not their parentals nor guardians; B-When you were being a bonified jackass who told you to shut up? C-Your not on the cool side of the school so don’t put signs up like Grad Computer Room(You don’t have one until school says so!). But then again I don’t blame you there is honestly something wrong with the freshmen, particularly the “popular” kids who paste themselves during the People of coolness. I’m not saying don’t bum a smoke or play a round of pool with your elders but for crying out loud don’t think your part of the Lethal Interjection.
Friday 04 March 2011 was the Fifa PS3 Tournament and Wors Rolls day, the event went down well and we enjoyed watching the guys do the thing on wide and smaller screens. Made some decent profit and generally had a cool time, but had you paid some serious attention there was a lot of shenanigans going on the background that people didn’t necessarily pay attention to!
For one I take my hat off to my main man Kabza. Holding yours down in the dark and in the light! And here I thought the only thing you really cared about was hookah! Props Homie! Trev, Trev, Trev. What are these little games your playing(Don’t say FIFA I’ll kick you…)? Well whatever they are they seem to be working for, you get 10 points for being busy but not looking it. Speaking of busy Gomo darling what it this I’m seeing? Giving little Gremlins the idea that they’re actually going somewhere but really aren’t doing much! Oh well its your thing I guess(no fist pound, no high fives or raising of roofs, noooooo none of that you give hugs!)
Its rather amusing when people say one thing(sober) and do something that may suggest the opposite(intoxicated), oh well I guess that’s the percs of being a cool kid-get away with anything! Kamo skeem if you pull that pin I’ll support you!
On the topic of keeping things on the D.L. Our resident Mister Muscle caught him tryna spit polish his game on Lerato that day! Lol how is that going for you mate? Playing the silent giant and all! Do you get anywhere, well did you get her surname at least after she nearly completely winded you that afternoon? Only person I know to have accomplished such a mission is Blu so if you can top him you’ll get yourself 10points! Oh well hope you and the Tazz Carpool traveled safe.
I’d like to say to SasaGirl your muffin making skills are exceptional, that was some kick as baking!
Deuces for now,
Kazzamena
Lol before I blogged this blog I had to remind myself that this cant be a personal because that would honestly kill the vibe and people wouldn’t want to follow my journal (now would they?). So there, Woooosaaaaah! The entire negative karma is behind me and all I have left is truth.
Back to the topic at hand though, I must say I’m really enjoying being a SRC rep this year because as vague as it may seem we actually have a plan for this year and all the boys and girls should really be amped about their @ 2011 selection for the student representatives council! We have some extremely on point people on the team this time round!
Our President: Kay_go a.k.a Rumbling!
Our Vice: Nyiko a.k.a 2W_LD
Our Treasurer: Yours Truly El Kapitan
And last and least (I meant that) Our Secretary: Christy-Lee [Angikho sure ngalo!] who are the heads of the EHFC (Excuse to have Fun Committee of the AAA School JHB 2011). I trust everybody will be keeping a look out this year, “WE DOING IT BIG!”
So yeah, again I say back to the subject of the matter. I don’t just understand some of the third year studes, acting like they were never in 1st year and living large and hard! I know I enjoyed my first year that’s why I did it twice just to make sure I could get the best out of it(You could say I Optimised – learnt that from Ryan the SearchOC)! I’m hearing about people acting like they run the school and shit; I aint sure of names just yet so I’ll leave that part out but honestly leave the kids alone: A-Your not their parentals nor guardians; B-When you were being a bonified jackass who told you to shut up? C-Your not on the cool side of the school so don’t put signs up like Grad Computer Room(You don’t have one until school says so!). But then again I don’t blame you there is honestly something wrong with the freshmen, particularly the “popular” kids who paste themselves during the People of coolness. I’m not saying don’t bum a smoke or play a round of pool with your elders but for crying out loud don’t think your part of the Lethal Interjection.
Friday 04 March 2011 was the Fifa PS3 Tournament and Wors Rolls day, the event went down well and we enjoyed watching the guys do the thing on wide and smaller screens. Made some decent profit and generally had a cool time, but had you paid some serious attention there was a lot of shenanigans going on the background that people didn’t necessarily pay attention to!
For one I take my hat off to my main man Kabza. Holding yours down in the dark and in the light! And here I thought the only thing you really cared about was hookah! Props Homie! Trev, Trev, Trev. What are these little games your playing(Don’t say FIFA I’ll kick you…)? Well whatever they are they seem to be working for, you get 10 points for being busy but not looking it. Speaking of busy Gomo darling what it this I’m seeing? Giving little Gremlins the idea that they’re actually going somewhere but really aren’t doing much! Oh well its your thing I guess(no fist pound, no high fives or raising of roofs, noooooo none of that you give hugs!)
Its rather amusing when people say one thing(sober) and do something that may suggest the opposite(intoxicated), oh well I guess that’s the percs of being a cool kid-get away with anything! Kamo skeem if you pull that pin I’ll support you!
On the topic of keeping things on the D.L. Our resident Mister Muscle caught him tryna spit polish his game on Lerato that day! Lol how is that going for you mate? Playing the silent giant and all! Do you get anywhere, well did you get her surname at least after she nearly completely winded you that afternoon? Only person I know to have accomplished such a mission is Blu so if you can top him you’ll get yourself 10points! Oh well hope you and the Tazz Carpool traveled safe.
I’d like to say to SasaGirl your muffin making skills are exceptional, that was some kick as baking!
Deuces for now,
Kazzamena
Tuesday, February 15, 2011
Whats the Deal!?
So far 2011 has shown us a little good, a little bad and generally what ever. But thats purely because we're still in holiday mode and haven't really kicked off the beach tongs for the kick'n'boboza's just yet. The year is still young and so are we so lets take our time and enjoy the whole thing.
This Blogg is primarily to help us find out exactly what is going on. And hopefully clarify somethings for me and you, the viewer!
Pics and Bits to follow; not to mention you should follow!
Wits Freshers 2011!
Wits Freshers 2011!
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| I remember Shweshwe(WITS) and I also remember how imbibed she was! |
So whats the Deal with this honey right here? Met her at the Wits Freshers 2011... According to her girl (Striped top) It was her first time getting drunk and she hated both the during and aftermath of debauchery! Well darling next time you decide to put yourself in that situation think about the risks involved prior to the punch! And oh how could I forget Trevaaah Buddy you really need to watch yourself and stop giving your damn phone to woman to answer!
The night was rather interesting in content considering pretty much everything happened in reverse or the wrong way around in general!
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| Great Hall! a.k.a. sleeping quarters for some of the NightCrawlers |
For example whats the deal with WITS as a school? getting into freshers was easy enough but why did niggahz have to scale walls to get out?! Like who forces us to do that? Oh well no bones were broken so it's really okay I guess! Still dont know how Kabza got out though because he climbed no walls that night! And is it just the rising HipHop following in South Africa but how was the House side of things out shadowed at the freshers? after all the were more amagents there than niggahz, bitches and abongwana combined!
And to other of the homies* who decided not to climb walls but rather try moving mountains that night, it's easy to start shit when you drunk but finishing them isn't quite the same now is it? Next time get to your place before all the sleeping arrangements are re-arranged for you! And just by the way how long have you been living in your flat? Seems like you don't know where there bathroom is and even when ou find it, it's like you don't know what a toilet is(*names are left out for the sake of the children! kwakwakwakwakwakwka!!!)
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| @Kay_go keeping it real AllStar Friday! |
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| @Kay_go |
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| What is this? |
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| @Trevah120 following that Ape around! |
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| During the people! |
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| Suppoed to be AKA and Khuli Chana but i only had 8.1 MgaPix on the pHone, Sorry?! |
Some extra footie from that night!
It Could've Been Worse
3weeks into it and not much has changed. College is still college regardless of all the new faces, fashions and fascists. But hey life goes on and yes best believe it could have been worse. So what can be said about life in Randburg today? Well for one, this place is tiny like everyone or someone you know does something or the other here. So I was out and about last week friday college jumping to see all the cool kids form around the way and what did I see?
Vega:
Ok honestly speaking kids from there a über cool had a great time with them even though technically we was gate crashing! But never the less we had a splendid time! Met a couple of new faces, bumped into some from the past and had drinks with everything else in between!
Vega:
Ok honestly speaking kids from there a über cool had a great time with them even though technically we was gate crashing! But never the less we had a splendid time! Met a couple of new faces, bumped into some from the past and had drinks with everything else in between!
So yeah then we ran off to Bowls, yes BOWLS people. I caught a ride with another rather funky fresh chap Toolz, don't know the guy from a bar of soap but I'll have a beer with him any day!
Bowls:
The strangest thing I noticed when we got there was the quantity of the people who were there..? It was empty?! Like WTF? Bowls and theres only 10 people there! Really? Oh well that only meant more for me. But it was still a lekker blast hanging out with the cool kids from there. Drinks was flowing, conversation was going till my homegirl Jaybeee(shout to You See you friday!!!) introduced me to a friend(not necessarily) of hers, Melisa... I've always wanted to experience a law student and I was very optimistic about the encounter but wow was I shocked! It's like she has a personality but doesn't really know what to do with it(Jaybee thanks for the heads up just by the way-and yes that was sarcasm)! Oh well one was not tied down to all of that so on with the mingle.
I like to say Trevaaah buddy you are a trooper my ninja and to Banz' apart from all the drama thanks for looking out for your boy I owe you one! Met a girl with the most familiar face and another I knew form way back in the days of King Edwards VII School, acting like I owed her something, word of advice darling J.B.S.
I'm looking out have fun with more of you Chooligans this weekend see ya'll at the VC and Wits O-Weeks showdowns.
I'm looking out have fun with more of you Chooligans this weekend see ya'll at the VC and Wits O-Weeks showdowns.
Signing Out,
Kazzanova
P.s thanks to Kay-Go for the pics homie and Gomo for You know what!
(Due to copyright infringement pictures were removed)
(Due to copyright infringement pictures were removed)
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