Dont ever confuse my Greed for Corwardess!!

So there I was waking up this morning. Good mood and I decide to have a quick sqwizz through my Facebook account just to see who did what, where and with who this weekend (you may call me Gossip Boy*no homo*), and a friends status update caught my attention. Something along the lines of "I hate relationships because I have tried but fail every time" and I was moved, from my futon to the bathroom to get all fresh and clean for the day ahead, and I was brushing my teeth when I decided this deserves a comment from The Kaptain! But then I thought to myself this comment isn't a comment rather let me update my own status with MY thought.


So I redirected my attention to the "Whats on your mind?" window and wrote: "Dating is overrated. It's for the weak who require the comfort and security of being with someone. It's better not to make that choice because your are left with the confidence of variety... Because in life less is not more, more is more!"
I believe this is because trust me when I say, I have searched countless times, places and people for this whole relationship thing and personally there is really nothing to be said! I've actually succeeded on gaining more knowledge of the female mind and how it works rather than why I should be tied down to just one. 
Call me greedy and You damn right I am! I aint even tryna hide that fact. But honestly blogging how often does it happen that two people will come together in "holy date-ramony" and are fully committed to one another without the 'urges' of cheating and never getting bored of seeing the same eyes, the same smile, the same everything? 9 times out 10 it last  not more than five years and thats when your reallllly good at this whole dating mission and then Sh*t starts to hit the fan!


I'm not saying don't date. By all means if you think you have an uncontested understanding of what L.O.V.E. (This does NOT include dictionary definitions) and back it up, by God I will give you the money to go on your first date and I'll be the waiter, just to take tips and right notes on how you do it and may just change my mind about the whole thing!


I mean let's be real why do they say OPPOSITES ATTRACT? Does this mean that what He is lacking in she will have and vice versa? therefore your dependent on that Other "Better" Half for happiness and thus meaning your weak without him/her.


Look it's your life and your choice. Do what you must! All I'm saying is that SKRUTENIZE!!! You never really know what your getting yourself into until its to late (Gosh... I sound like a recording of any and probably every parental unit Greatest Cliché Hits DVD). Please just know what your getting into because I know what I'm staying out of and got the t-shirts to prove it!


Signing Out,
Your favorite


Kaptain M

Whats Your Flavour?

So there I am standing in my room this morning wondering what the day has in-store for me and as always I'm jamming some deep house tunes. I'm not really sure what to wear, what to do or even why! But then it hits me. Having had my laptop on for some time It was displaying the "word of the day" screen saver and BAMMM there it was. The dictionary definition of what Muse is:

muse |myoōz|verb [ intrans. ]be absorbed in thought : he was musing on the problems he faced.• [with direct speech ] say to oneself in a thoughtful manner : “I think I've seen him somewhere before,” mused Rachel.• ( muse on) gaze thoughtfully at.
And I stood there with my lean(Not skinny LEAN) legs over the oil heater my parentals got for me when we decided to re-do my room, it shed so much light over the whole matter of exactly what My Muse actually was(Blame it on ignorance but I had never really known the meaning of the word along with many others I have come across in the past that I never really bothered to find the meanings of-purely so I could maintain my Mr.Cool status). and so began an interesting journey into my own mind that I had thought I had taken before but evidently not so.
What turns me on? What pushes my buttons? What exactly is it that "tickles my fancy?" Shit I have the answers to some of these questions but I know for sure that there is an answer, and I intend on finding it out!I've always taken pride in my 'ability' to understand things and view them in a totally different view, I guess thats why Im studying Advertising where we are constantly bombarded with the Think outside the Box notion. I've just have one question. Whats so wrong with the box? After all in an occupation like mine people try so damn hard to live outside the confines a six-sided invisible figure of their own imagination that they forget completely how to just think! Oh well! what do I care what I may find AYOBA to you may just be PAP so yeah! You do You and I'll do all 360 degrees of ME!
Do your self a favour, go take a long hard look in the mirror and and ask yourself: "Do You Feel Lucky, Punk?".......Lol just kidding, find out who you really are an if possible why. The answers may just surprise you, I tend to take my own breath away from time-to-time.

I recently realised Hubbly may be my way of quiting smoking!

Yours sincerely,Kapatin M

Why do I feel the need for a Starta?

So there I am sitting in front of a computer (and being the Social Network whore that I am) thinking why would anyway care what I have to say or what I think is wrong with the world today? Then as my crazy Buddy Tshepiso said "who knows dude we might just become famous from this shit!" and it hit me. I do wanna be famous, or so i would like to think but anyways who gives i know I don't (I'm stingy like that).
Hi, I'm Kamohelo Moloko Morgan (by day) The regulars call me Kazz and/or Kaptain Morgan. Your choice which You whiach You wanna use.

Basically I'm a virgin Blogger who just never saw the point of blogging but now I'm blogging, although the point is still very blurry...

Kaptain M